• Parenting

    Paradoxical Pediatric Mentality Theory

    An undocumented faux childhood ailment that seems to affect most children at every stage of development. Episodes of this ailment happen at random times and can cause others to lose muscle control in their jaws, have head tremors, laugh unexpecatantly, or make a “hmpph” noise. It is followed with…

  • Parenting

    Dear Future Girlfriend(or Boyfriend)

    Dear Current Girlfriend who will someday be someone’s, maybe his, future Wife – One day you will thank me for expecting him to come home no matter what age and not sneak around with you. So that he will learn that sneaking around is inappropriate One day you will…